Zombies are just people procrastinating their death
(via cortibah)
- british: american people are so annoying
- chinese: american people are so annoying
- mexicans: american people are so annoying
- french: american people are so annoying
- americans: we are so annoying
- canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
- australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
- Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
- Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.
Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl, via madmanwithoutthebox)
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell, via cortibah)
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
(via cortibah)
i am dying. i am dead. i have died.
And this, my friends, is how you advertise.
This is my new favorite commercial.
BEST DAMN THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY
JFC IT EVEN HAS LENS FLARE
(via madmanwithoutthebox)
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
- Spock: don't do the thing
- Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
